Bitcoin Archives - The Daily Shard https://dailyshard.com/category/bitcoin/ Fake Currencies, Even Faker News Wed, 07 Jun 2023 02:44:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.4 https://i0.wp.com/dailyshard.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/make-up_pink_minimal_simple_crystal_shard_on_white_background____Badge__Badge_logo__Centered__Digital_illustration__Soft_color_palette__Simple__Vector_illustration__Flat_illustration__Illustration__Tr.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Bitcoin Archives - The Daily Shard https://dailyshard.com/category/bitcoin/ 32 32 81293059 Bury Your Keys: Ledger Announces Changes To Controversial ‘Recover’ Product https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/15/ledger-announces-another-change-to-controversial-recover-product/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/15/ledger-announces-another-change-to-controversial-recover-product/#respond Thu, 15 Jun 2023 13:03:43 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1807 private island for cryptoprivate island for cryptoIn a stunning turn of events, Ledger, the popular cryptocurrency wallet provider, has come up with a mind-boggling solution to the recent Ledger Recover fiasco. In an official statement released yesterday, the company announced its grand plan to reboot the program and introduce a revolutionary method of safeguarding crypto keys: burying them in the sand […]

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In a stunning turn of events, Ledger, the popular cryptocurrency wallet provider, has come up with a mind-boggling solution to the recent Ledger Recover fiasco. In an official statement released yesterday, the company announced its grand plan to reboot the program and introduce a revolutionary method of safeguarding crypto keys: burying them in the sand on a Ledger-owned island. Yes, you read that right.

What happened with the original Recover product?

After the devastating news that Ledger’s security had been compromised, leaving many users in a state of panic, the company realized that drastic measures were necessary to restore faith in their product. And what better way to instill confidence in their users than by resorting to an age-old, foolproof technique: hiding things in the sand?

Ledger’s press release painted a picture of tranquility and serenity, assuring customers that their crypto keys would be safe and sound beneath the grains of sand. “We believe that burying your crypto keys in the sand offers a level of security unmatched by any other method,” the statement declared confidently. “Mother Nature herself will act as the ultimate protector of your digital assets.”

The company even went a step further, revealing its ambitious plan to acquire its own island solely dedicated to this groundbreaking initiative. They claimed that this island would become a utopia for cryptocurrency enthusiasts, offering pristine beaches, crystal-clear waters, and the peace of mind that comes from knowing your digital fortune is hidden away beneath the earth’s surface.

Will this settle the skeptics?

While some skeptics might question the practicality of this new approach, Ledger remains steadfast in its belief that burying crypto keys is the way of the future. The company assured users that, should they wish to opt for this option, they would provide detailed instructions on how to locate the island, complete with an ancient treasure map and a trusty compass.

In response to concerns about natural disasters, Ledger’s CEO offered reassurance, stating, “We have carefully chosen an island that has a low probability of experiencing tsunamis, volcanic eruptions, or pirate invasions. Rest assured, your crypto keys will be in the safest hands—buried deep beneath the surface of a Ledger-owned paradise.”

Unsurprisingly, the announcement has sparked mixed reactions within the crypto community. Some users have expressed excitement at the prospect of a tropical getaway while keeping their assets secure, while others have raised eyebrows and pointed out the potential pitfalls of relying on nature’s forces.

Time will tell if Ledger can recover their brand

In any case, Ledger’s decision to offer this sandy sanctuary represents a bold and imaginative response to the Ledger Recover fiasco. Only time will tell whether this unorthodox approach will truly provide the peace of mind and security that users are seeking, or if it will simply create a new wave of problems. One thing is for sure, though—crypto enthusiasts are in for an adventure unlike anything they could have imagined, with sandy beaches and buried treasure awaiting them in the world of Ledger.

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EXCLUSIVE: NASA Confirms Ownership of Moon via Polygon Blockchain: “We Finally Have the Moon on the Blockchain, Take That, Crypto Millionaires!” https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/14/exclusive-nasa-confirms-ownership-of-moon-via-polygon-blockchain-we-finally-have-the-moon-on-the-blockchain-take-that-crypto-millionaires/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/14/exclusive-nasa-confirms-ownership-of-moon-via-polygon-blockchain-we-finally-have-the-moon-on-the-blockchain-take-that-crypto-millionaires/#respond Wed, 14 Jun 2023 12:54:24 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1804 press conference outside a rocket launchpress conference outside a rocket launchIn a groundbreaking announcement that sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community, NASA proudly proclaimed its ownership of the Moon using the Polygon blockchain. The revelation came during a top-secret press conference held at the Johnson Space Center, leaving attendees dumbfounded and raising eyebrows across the globe. “This cutting-edge initiative ensures that the Moon’s ownership is […]

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In a groundbreaking announcement that sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community, NASA proudly proclaimed its ownership of the Moon using the Polygon blockchain. The revelation came during a top-secret press conference held at the Johnson Space Center, leaving attendees dumbfounded and raising eyebrows across the globe.

“This cutting-edge initiative ensures that the Moon’s ownership is now fully decentralized, transparent, and, most importantly, backed by mathematical proofs.”

NASA’s Chief Lunar Officer, Dr. Stella Astro

NASA’s Chief Lunar Officer, Dr. Stella Astro, took the stage, beaming with pride, as she unveiled the agency’s audacious move. “Ladies and gentlemen, we stand before you today to make history. NASA is thrilled to announce that we have successfully transferred the ownership of the Moon to ourselves through the revolutionary Polygon blockchain technology.”

Reaction’s from the crowd

Gasps filled the room as the audience grappled with the implications of the announcement. Crypto enthusiasts frantically refreshed their wallets, hoping to spot the Moon’s unique Polygon address on their screens. Meanwhile, Wall Street executives scrambled to find ways to securitize lunar real estate.

Dr. Astro continued, “This cutting-edge initiative ensures that the Moon’s ownership is now fully decentralized, transparent, and, most importantly, backed by mathematical proofs. We believe this move sets a precedent for interstellar property rights and paves the way for a new era of celestial economic development.”

Stunned! Shocked! Why?

Reporters in the room feverishly jotted down notes, their pens struggling to keep up with the sheer absurdity of the situation. Twitter erupted with a mix of bewilderment and amusement, as users wondered whether they should prepare for a cosmic real estate boom or if NASA had simply gone off the deep end.

Skeptics were quick to question the legal ramifications of such a bold move. Renowned space lawyer, Professor Orbit McLaw, raised concerns about the enforceability of blockchain-based ownership claims. “While NASA’s innovative approach is commendable, it’s crucial to understand that this feels unnecessary, confusing and legally grayer than the moon itself.”

The Daily Shard did not reach out for comment, but also couldn’t find a valid email for Dr. Astro. This is an ongoing story.

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Bitcoin Billionaire Offers to Buy Moon, NASA Declines Offer: “Sorry, We Prefer Cold Hard Fiat Currency” https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/13/bitcoin-billionaire-offers-to-buy-moon-nasa-declines-offer-sorry-we-prefer-cold-hard-fiat-currency/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/13/bitcoin-billionaire-offers-to-buy-moon-nasa-declines-offer-sorry-we-prefer-cold-hard-fiat-currency/#respond Tue, 13 Jun 2023 12:53:54 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1800 Bitcoin moon and cheeseBitcoin moon and cheeseIn a stunning display of financial audacity, eccentric Bitcoin billionaire, Roger “CryptoKing” McMillions, recently offered to purchase the Moon from NASA for an undisclosed sum of digital currency. However, much to his chagrin, NASA swiftly declined the offer, stating their preference for old-fashioned fiat currency. McMillions, known for his extravagant lifestyle and insatiable appetite for […]

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In a stunning display of financial audacity, eccentric Bitcoin billionaire, Roger “CryptoKing” McMillions, recently offered to purchase the Moon from NASA for an undisclosed sum of digital currency. However, much to his chagrin, NASA swiftly declined the offer, stating their preference for old-fashioned fiat currency.

McMillions, known for his extravagant lifestyle and insatiable appetite for the latest crypto trends, made the moon acquisition proposal during a lavish press conference held in his private spaceship. Surrounded by a bevy of models donning spacesuit-inspired attire, McMillions confidently addressed the media.

A race to the moon

“Good evening, fellow Earthlings and crypto enthusiasts! Today, I stand before you to make a groundbreaking proposition to our esteemed friends at NASA,” McMillions declared, adjusting his diamond-encrusted space helmet. “I hereby offer to purchase the Moon, our dear satellite, with a generous amount of Bitcoin. This is a historic opportunity to decentralize celestial ownership and establish the first extraterrestrial blockchain!”

While the proposal left many stunned and speechless, NASA officials wasted no time in responding to McMillions’ audacious offer. In a brief statement, NASA spokesperson Dr. Ellen Nova clarified the agency’s position.

NASA claps back

“We appreciate Mr. McMillions’ enthusiasm for space exploration and his willingness to invest in our cosmic endeavors,” Dr. Nova began. “However, as a government agency, we must adhere to certain protocols and financial regulations. We cannot accept Bitcoin or any other cryptocurrency as payment for our celestial assets.”

The news came as a shock to McMillions, who had apparently believed that his vast Bitcoin fortune could easily purchase anything, even celestial bodies. Undeterred by the setback, he responded to NASA’s rejection with a tweet that read, “NASA, you’re missing out on the future! #MoonForSale #ToTheMoonWithBitcoin.”

Social Media’s reaction to the Moon Buy

Twitter users wasted no time in chiming in on the debate, with responses ranging from sarcastic remarks to genuine confusion. One user, @CryptoAlien17, tweeted, “If Elon can send a car to space, why can’t Roger buy the Moon? #CryptoRevolution.” Meanwhile, renowned economist Dr. Linda Dollarberg responded, “Sorry, but the Moon’s price isn’t tied to the Bitcoin market. It’s just one small step for fiat currency, one giant leap for lunar ownership.”

In the wake of this lunar acquisition saga, experts have begun pondering the future of celestial real estate. Some speculate that, with the rise of cryptocurrencies, the notion of buying planets and moons could become a legitimate endeavor. However, legal scholars argue that celestial bodies fall under international treaties and cannot be privately owned or sold.

What’s next for the billionaire?

As for McMillions, he shows no signs of abandoning his grandiose dreams. Rumor has it that he is currently negotiating with Mars One, an organization dedicated to establishing the first human settlement on Mars, to secure exclusive naming rights for the Red Planet. If successful, we may soon witness the rise of “Bitcoinville” as a celestial colony.

While the Moon remains out of reach for our intrepid crypto tycoon, McMillions has undoubtedly ignited a fiery debate on the intersection of finance, space exploration, and the value of tangible assets. Whether we’ll witness lunar blockchain transactions or Martian crypto communities in the future, only time will tell.

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Man’s Hopes of Finding Lost Bitcoin Stash Crushed by Overwhelming Amount of Cat Videos https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/06/mans-hopes-of-finding-lost-bitcoin-stash-crushed-by-overwhelming-amount-of-cat-videos/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/06/06/mans-hopes-of-finding-lost-bitcoin-stash-crushed-by-overwhelming-amount-of-cat-videos/#respond Tue, 06 Jun 2023 12:37:42 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1796 Cat's surrounding a Bitcoin logoCat's surrounding a Bitcoin logoIn a heartbreaking turn of events, local man Andrew Henderson’s dreams of becoming an overnight millionaire were cruelly shattered when what he believed to be a long-lost Bitcoin stash turned out to be nothing more than a dusty old hard drive filled to the brim with cat videos. The anticlimactic discovery has left Henderson both […]

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In a heartbreaking turn of events, local man Andrew Henderson’s dreams of becoming an overnight millionaire were cruelly shattered when what he believed to be a long-lost Bitcoin stash turned out to be nothing more than a dusty old hard drive filled to the brim with cat videos. The anticlimactic discovery has left Henderson both devastated and surrounded by an unbearable amount of feline cuteness.

Where did this begin?

The saga began when Henderson stumbled upon an old hard drive buried deep within a cluttered drawer. Armed with a glimmer of hope and the conviction that he had stumbled upon a digital treasure trove, he eagerly plugged in the ancient device, envisioning a future of Lamborghinis, tropical islands, and financial freedom.

As the screen flickered to life, Henderson’s heart skipped a beat. But instead of finding a secret wallet loaded with forgotten Bitcoins, all he discovered was an endless stream of adorable kittens frolicking, playing with yarn, and getting stuck in the most peculiar places.

“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” Henderson lamented, tears streaming down his face. “I was so sure I had struck it rich. Instead, I’m drowning in an ocean of cat videos. It’s cute overload, but it doesn’t pay the bills.”

The reality of his situation quickly sunk in as Henderson realized he had invested his hopes and dreams in the wrong digital treasure chest. His once-vibrant visions of financial prosperity had been replaced by an overwhelming onslaught of whiskers, purrs, and curious paws.

Cat Videos cause disappointment for the first time ever

The disappointment has not gone unnoticed by Henderson’s friends and family, who now struggle to find the right words of comfort. “We thought Andrew was finally going to catch a break,” said his close friend, Samantha. “But instead, he’s left watching cats knock things off shelves and chase laser pointers. It’s a harsh reminder that sometimes life just likes to toy with you.”

Experts in the field of cryptocurrency and digital storage have urged individuals to exercise caution when sifting through old hard drives, reminding them that not every dusty relic contains a hidden fortune. They recommend backing up important files and, if attempting to recover lost Bitcoins, double-checking the storage medium before letting one’s imagination run wild with dreams of vast riches.

Meanwhile, Henderson is left with the arduous task of sorting through the endless collection of feline shenanigans. Determined to make the most of his predicament, he has started a YouTube channel dedicated to sharing the absurdly cute cat videos with the world. He hopes to leverage the viral potential of his newfound feline companions to recoup at least a fraction of what he had hoped to find in Bitcoin riches.

In catclusion…

While the road to financial success has taken an unexpected detour for Henderson, he remains optimistic. “Maybe this is a sign,” he mused. “Perhaps the universe is telling me to embrace my true destiny as the cat video king. Who knows, maybe my channel will go viral, and I’ll be the next big internet sensation. Move over, Bitcoin, here come the cats!”

As the world collectively sympathizes with Henderson’s shattered dreams, his cat-filled hard drive serves as a poignant reminder that sometimes the most valuable treasures in life are not the ones we seek, but the ones that pounce unexpectedly into our hearts.

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Gary, Mr. Rogers and the Sudden Move of Consensus 2024 https://dailyshard.com/2023/05/22/consensus2024-mrrogers/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/05/22/consensus2024-mrrogers/#respond Mon, 22 May 2023 18:53:46 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1714 Mister Fred Rogers standing outside of a building in Gary, Indiana.Mister Fred Rogers standing outside of a building in Gary, Indiana.In a shocking turn of events, the annual crypto conference Consensus has been relocated to the bustling metropolis of Gary, Indiana, and will feature none other than the hologram of beloved children’s television host Mr. Rogers as its keynote speaker. Why Gary, why? According to conference organizers, the decision to move the event to Gary […]

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In a shocking turn of events, the annual crypto conference Consensus has been relocated to the bustling metropolis of Gary, Indiana, and will feature none other than the hologram of beloved children’s television host Mr. Rogers as its keynote speaker.

Why Gary, why?

According to conference organizers, the decision to move the event to Gary was made in order to “shake things up a bit” and “bring some much-needed attention to this oft-overlooked gem of a city.”

Attendees can expect a jam-packed schedule of talks and panels covering everything from blockchain technology to the future of decentralized finance. But the real highlight, of course, will be Mr. Rogers’ hologram, which will take the stage on the final day of the conference.

Kindness is the keynote

“We’re thrilled to have Mr. Rogers with us, even in hologram form,” said conference organizers. “He was a beloved figure who always emphasized the importance of kindness and empathy, and those are values that we think are especially relevant in the world of crypto.”

Consensus on new Consensus? Good!

Reaction to the news has been mixed, with some industry insiders expressing excitement at the prospect of hearing from Mr. Rogers once again, while others have criticized the decision to hold the conference in Gary, which has long struggled with economic decline and crime.

But for those who are willing to take a chance on this unconventional location, the Consensus conference promises to be a one-of-a-kind experience. So pack your bags and head to Gary, where the future of finance and the spirit of Mr. Rogers await.

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George Santos Claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto, Inventor of Bitcoin https://dailyshard.com/2023/02/06/is-george-santos-satoshi/ https://dailyshard.com/2023/02/06/is-george-santos-satoshi/#respond Mon, 06 Feb 2023 20:55:07 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1649 An artificial intelligence rendering of a photo of George Santos and Satoshi NakamotoAn artificial intelligence rendering of a photo of George Santos and Satoshi NakamotoDuring a campaign event prior to his election to the House of Representatives, the Congressman claimed to the small crowd that he was Satoshi Nakamoto.  George Santos. From a bombshell investigation by the New York Times to all of the claims of fraudulence that have followed suit. A congressional member who now claims to constantly […]

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During a campaign event prior to his election to the House of Representatives, the Congressman claimed to the small crowd that he was Satoshi Nakamoto. 

George Santos. From a bombshell investigation by the New York Times to all of the claims of fraudulence that have followed suit. A congressional member who now claims to constantly be working for his constituents has proven his work ethic by falsely claiming a myriad of things about his life. Now, on the eve of all the other revelations, the world of Crypto Twitter has uncovered a claim by the Congressman. 

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George Nakamoto, Satoshi Santos

While campaigning in 2022, a citizen of New York has alleged that Congressman George Santos had alleged that he not only invested in Bitcoin during the early days of the cryptocurrency, but also that he was the notoriously anonymous Bitcoin creator, Satoshi Nakamoto. 

His previous claims

The news of his claim comes as no surprise, as others like Craig Wright have boldly made the same claims to be the elusive Bitcoin developer. 

For a complete list of his alleged history, see this bulleted list:

  • Graduating from Baruch College
  • Having Jewish grandparents
  • Losing employees in the Pulse nightclub shooting
  • Running an animal charity
  • Working at Citigroup
  • Owning rental property
  • The Devolder Organization
  • Knowing about an alleged Ponzi scheme

Who is Satoshi Nakamoto?

Satoshi Nakamoto the inventor of Bitcoin
Satoshi Nakamoto the inventor of Bitcoin

Satoshi Nakamoto is the pseudonym used by the unknown person or group of people who created and initially authored the original Bitcoin white paper in 2008 and implemented the first Bitcoin software in 2009. Their true identity remains unknown.

Who is George Santos?

George Anthony Devolder Santos is the U.S. representative for New York’s 3rd congressional district, serving since 2023. A member of the Republican Party, Santos was elected to Congress in 2022.

The Daily Shard staff is following this story closely and will report back as we find more information out about this ongoing, developing story. 

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Know Your Downmarket: Rekt https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-rekt/ https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-rekt/#respond Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:20:01 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1502 In today’s edition of the Daily Shard’s ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket we are crashing, wrecking, smashing and bashing the vocab game with the term “Rekt” — What does it mean to get rekt, be rekt, stay rekt, fix your rekt self? We will talk about it below, silly! Let’s get started. What does it […]

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In today’s edition of the Daily Shard’s ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket we are crashing, wrecking, smashing and bashing the vocab game with the term “Rekt” — What does it mean to get rekt, be rekt, stay rekt, fix your rekt self? We will talk about it below, silly! Let’s get started.

What does it mean to get rekt

When someone in the world of cryptocurrency trading gets “rekt,” it means they’ve been wrecked – totally broke. It’s a term that’s used pretty lightly, considering the potential severity of the situation. Markets can be very unforgiving, and even the most experienced traders can get rekt if they’re not careful. So, if you’re thinking about getting into crypto trading, be prepared for the possibility that you could get rekt.

When someone in the crypto world says they got “rekt,” it means they got wrecked – broke, basically. It’s a term that’s commonly used in trading circles to describe a bad loss, and it’s become part of the broader crypto vernacular.

There are plenty of ways to get rekt in the markets. You can buy into a hype-fueled coin only to watch it crash and burn. You can make a risky trade that doesn’t pay off. Or you can simply get caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Conclusion

Whatever the case may be, getting rekt is never fun. But if you’re going to trade cryptocurrencies, it’s inevitable that it will happen to you at some point. The important thing is to learn from your mistakes and keep on trucking.

Because we here at the Daily Shard’s editorial team enjoyed the last Know Your Downmarket poem so much, we have done it again! Captured magic in a bottle and wrote a second poem for your enjoyment, perusement, amusement, bemusement.

I have been in a wreck at the stock market.
It was a frightening experience,
I felt like I was going to die.
But I survived, and I’m glad I did.

Now I can tell my story
Of how I survived the market crash,
And how I’m stronger for it.
So if you’re ever feeling down,
Just remember that I made it through,
And so can you.

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Know Your Downmarket: Paper Hands https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-paper-hands/ https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-paper-hands/#respond Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:14:46 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1498 In today’s edition of our ongoing series at The Daily Shard, Know Your Downmarket we explore the idea of paper meeting hands: Paper Hands. Rock, paper… hands? Maybe we’ll explore the idea and define it, or maybe we’ll just keep making obscure references to paper-based hand games. Read on to find out which we pick. […]

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In today’s edition of our ongoing series at The Daily Shard, Know Your Downmarket we explore the idea of paper meeting hands: Paper Hands. Rock, paper… hands? Maybe we’ll explore the idea and define it, or maybe we’ll just keep making obscure references to paper-based hand games. Read on to find out which we pick.

What are Paper Hands?

When it comes to trading in the crypto markets, there are two types of people: those with paper hands, and those with diamond hands. Paper hands are weak and easily scared out of a position, while diamond hands are strong and can weather any storm. So, which one are you?

If you’re not sure, then let me explain.

What are paper hands? In the world of crypto trading, paper hands are investors who sell their assets at a loss, usually due to market conditions.

GameStop is a perfect example of this. Recently, the stock market took a dive and GameStop was one of the hardest hit stocks. Many investors sold their shares at a loss, resulting in paper hands.

 Diamond hands, on the other hand, are investors who hold onto their assets no matter what. They believe in the long-term potential of their investments and are willing to weather any storm.

So which group are you in? Are you a paper hand or a diamond hand?

Still reading? Well we wrote a poem about paper hands just for you

Paper hands are for lovers
To hold when they’re feeling shy
To write a letter of love
And to give a gentle kiss goodnight

For paper hands are made of love
And they know just how to care
To hold and to touch and to feel
All the love that we share

Okay, that’s all we got now, nothing left to give on this topic.

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Know Your Downmarket: Diamond Hands https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-diamond-hands/ https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/know-your-downmarket-diamond-hands/#respond Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:09:31 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1494 In this edition of The Daily Shard’s ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket, we explore the concept of “Diamond Hands.” What does it mean to have diamond’s for hands, is it bad or good, and should you see a doctor? These questions probably won’t be answered below, but read on anyway! Defining Diamond Hands If you’re […]

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In this edition of The Daily Shard’s ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket, we explore the concept of “Diamond Hands.” What does it mean to have diamond’s for hands, is it bad or good, and should you see a doctor? These questions probably won’t be answered below, but read on anyway!

Defining Diamond Hands

If you’re new to the world of crypto trading, you may be wondering what all the fuss is about “diamond hands.” To put it simply, diamond hands are traders who are willing to hold onto their assets for the long term, no matter what the markets are doing.

This term was first popularized during the Gamestop saga, when a group of traders banded together to drive up the price of the struggling retailer’s stock.

When it comes to trading in the stock market, there are a lot of different strategies that people use. Some people are day traders, some people swing trade, and some people hold onto their positions for years. And then there are those who have what are known as “diamond hands.”

What exactly are diamond hands? Well, they’re basically the opposite of weak hands. Where weak hands are those who sell at the first sign of trouble, diamond hands are those who hold on no matter what.

And this week, we’ve seen a perfect example of diamond hands in action. With the GameStop short squeeze, we’ve seen a group of retail investors band together to take on the establishment and drive up the price of a heavily shorted stock.

Sure, there’s a risk that the stock could come crashing back down.

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Report Finds 100% of Crypto Stadium Investments turned bad in 2022 https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/report-finds-100-of-crypto-stadium-investments-turned-bad-in-2023/ https://dailyshard.com/2022/11/18/report-finds-100-of-crypto-stadium-investments-turned-bad-in-2023/#respond Fri, 18 Nov 2022 13:04:59 +0000 https://dailyshard.com/?p=1488 In 2022, a report found that 100% of crypto stadium investments had turned bad. The report was released by the FTX arena in Miami, which is one of the most popular sports stadiums in the world. The report found that crypto sponsorships of sports stadiums are a huge waste of money. A new report has […]

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In 2022, a report found that 100% of crypto stadium investments had turned bad. The report was released by the FTX arena in Miami, which is one of the most popular sports stadiums in the world.

The report found that crypto sponsorships of sports stadiums are a huge waste of money.

A new report has found that 100 of the crypto sports stadium investments made in 2023 have turned bad.

The report found that the majority of the investments were made by individuals who were not familiar with the risks associated with investing in cryptocurrencies. The report also found that many of the investments were made through third-party platforms, which added another layer of risk.

What do users really want

The report found that crypto companies should save their money instead of investing in dumb stuff. The report, which was released by the research firm Gartner, found that crypto companies are wasting their money on sponsorships and other bad investments.

“Crypto companies are wasting their money on sponsorships and other bad investments,” said Gartner research director Matthew Wiser. “They should be saving their money so they can survive the inevitable downturn in the market.”

Wiser added that crypto companies need to be more disciplined with their spending and focus on saving money so they can survive when the market turns against them.

Crypto companies are known for their eccentricities. From investing in weird startups to sponsoring luxury items, these companies spare no expense when it comes to self-promotion. But their latest venture may be their strangest yet: investing in dog shelters.

That’s right, crypto companies are now using their millions to sponsor dog shelters around the world. And they’re not just doing it for the publicity; they genuinely care about the welfare of these animals.

Conclusion

While the report paints a bleak picture of the current state of crypto sports stadium investment, it’s important to remember that these investments are still relatively new and there is a lot of potential for growth in this space.

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