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EXCLUSIVE: NASA Confirms Ownership of Moon via Polygon Blockchain: “We Finally Have the Moon on the Blockchain, Take That, Crypto Millionaires!”

In a groundbreaking announcement that sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community, NASA proudly proclaimed its ownership of the Moon using the Polygon blockchain. The...

Bitcoin Billionaire Offers to Buy Moon, NASA Declines Offer: “Sorry, We Prefer Cold Hard Fiat Currency”

In a stunning display of financial audacity, eccentric Bitcoin billionaire, Roger "CryptoKing" McMillions, recently offered to purchase the Moon from NASA for an undisclosed...

Man’s Hopes of Finding Lost Bitcoin Stash Crushed by Overwhelming Amount of Cat Videos

In a heartbreaking turn of events, local man Andrew Henderson's dreams of becoming an overnight millionaire were cruelly shattered when what he believed to...

Gary, Mr. Rogers and the Sudden Move of Consensus 2024

In a shocking turn of events, the annual crypto conference Consensus has been relocated to the bustling metropolis of Gary, Indiana, and will feature...

George Santos Claimed to be Satoshi Nakamoto, Inventor of Bitcoin

During a campaign event prior to his election to the House of Representatives, the Congressman claimed to the small crowd that he was Satoshi...

Know Your Downmarket: Rekt

In today's edition of the Daily Shard's ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket we are crashing, wrecking, smashing and bashing the vocab game with the...

Know Your Downmarket: Paper Hands

In today's edition of our ongoing series at The Daily Shard, Know Your Downmarket we explore the idea of paper meeting hands: Paper Hands....

Know Your Downmarket: Diamond Hands

In this edition of The Daily Shard's ongoing series, Know Your Downmarket, we explore the concept of "Diamond Hands." What does it mean to...

Report Finds 100% of Crypto Stadium Investments turned bad in 2022

In 2022, a report found that 100% of crypto stadium investments had turned bad. The report was released by the FTX arena in Miami,...
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