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EXCLUSIVE: NASA Confirms Ownership of Moon via Polygon Blockchain: “We Finally Have the Moon on the Blockchain, Take That, Crypto Millionaires!”

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In a groundbreaking announcement that sent shockwaves through the cryptocurrency community, NASA proudly proclaimed its ownership of the Moon using the Polygon blockchain. The revelation came during a top-secret press conference held at the Johnson Space Center, leaving attendees dumbfounded and raising eyebrows across the globe.

“This cutting-edge initiative ensures that the Moon’s ownership is now fully decentralized, transparent, and, most importantly, backed by mathematical proofs.”

NASA’s Chief Lunar Officer, Dr. Stella Astro

NASA’s Chief Lunar Officer, Dr. Stella Astro, took the stage, beaming with pride, as she unveiled the agency’s audacious move. “Ladies and gentlemen, we stand before you today to make history. NASA is thrilled to announce that we have successfully transferred the ownership of the Moon to ourselves through the revolutionary Polygon blockchain technology.”

Reaction’s from the crowd

Gasps filled the room as the audience grappled with the implications of the announcement. Crypto enthusiasts frantically refreshed their wallets, hoping to spot the Moon’s unique Polygon address on their screens. Meanwhile, Wall Street executives scrambled to find ways to securitize lunar real estate.

Dr. Astro continued, “This cutting-edge initiative ensures that the Moon’s ownership is now fully decentralized, transparent, and, most importantly, backed by mathematical proofs. We believe this move sets a precedent for interstellar property rights and paves the way for a new era of celestial economic development.”

Stunned! Shocked! Why?

Reporters in the room feverishly jotted down notes, their pens struggling to keep up with the sheer absurdity of the situation. Twitter erupted with a mix of bewilderment and amusement, as users wondered whether they should prepare for a cosmic real estate boom or if NASA had simply gone off the deep end.

Skeptics were quick to question the legal ramifications of such a bold move. Renowned space lawyer, Professor Orbit McLaw, raised concerns about the enforceability of blockchain-based ownership claims. “While NASA’s innovative approach is commendable, it’s crucial to understand that this feels unnecessary, confusing and legally grayer than the moon itself.”

The Daily Shard did not reach out for comment, but also couldn’t find a valid email for Dr. Astro. This is an ongoing story.

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